Thursday, May 15, 2008

Running Unopposed

A 13-year-old boy in Texas snagged his dad's credit card and went on a $30,000 spending spree that ended with him and his friends playing Xbox with hookers in a hotel. When busted he told police that his father wouldn't mind, since it was his birthday last week and his dad had forgotten to get him a present. The father, a lawyer, said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Let's see...

Misappropriation of funds -- check
Fraud -- check
Great excuse -- check
Keeping Your Homies Hooked Up -- check
Hookers -- check
Going To Disneyland -- check
Future Governor -- check

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