Coming Soon...

The clock starts now. Which story gets set up as a pitch first?

"We go all Benjamin Button on this shit. CG Sandler's face to a baby. Forget the metaphorical man/child -- we've got the real thing!"

OR

"It's Shia leading a Sneakers meets War Games Revenge of the Nerds thing."


Actually, maybe I should take a look at that second one.

Apply Gun To Foot

I would actually be inclined to like their late eighties Smiths meets John Hughes meets Aztec Camera teen drama pop. Except they went and gave themselves the douchiest band name ever.

College Prep

Missouri mother disappointed to learn that kids these days are both pussies and narcs.