AAAAND it's less than blue book

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I'll Stay Forever

While I can see these guys being a bunch of douche nozzles tipping 8% in an IHOP, the song is indisputably way cooler than me.

Stay Away From The Foos

Still in the lounge at the Racine Comfort Inn, while Longwave read their press clippings comparing them to a cross between Radiohead and The Strokes...


They happen to see the four dudes at the foosball table and reconsider the skinny pants.

Taking a Leak

In back of the Racine Comfort Inn. Earning their bar band cred, The Whore Moans take a drunken leak on the dumpster.

Obeying standard urination protocol, they keep their eyes leveled straight ahead...


Until they realize the wrecked old fucker next to them is pissing directly on their leg.



And laughing about it.