From The Great Lakes State

As one who spent the summers of his formative years in Michigan, I can attest that Kid's vid comes pretty close to capturing the summers here. Although, and I hate to quibble, I seem to remember more pole dancing.




Then again, I guess it wouldn't be fair to expect Kid Rock's teenage years to hold up to mine.

Frank Hamilton

Earhole endorsed.

Pencils Down

You can all stop now. We now know why the internet was invented. For this. You will never do any better, so we can all back to playing with rocks.

Your English Is Good

Tokyo Police Club. Yes, thank you.

Too Much Noise

I believe this is an example of waaaaaaaay too many words finding their way into a conversation.

Here's what this is not about:

It's not whether it was an "X" or a Cross that he burned into his students' arms.

It's not about whether he was a science teacher who didn't believe in carbon dating.

It's not whether some students thought he was a "great guy".

It's not about his friend saying, "With the exception of the cross-burning episode. ... I believe John Freshwater is teaching the values of the parents in the Mount Vernon school district."

It's not that his last name is Freshwater. Really? Freshwater?

It's not that this took place in Ohio. Florida occasionally loses the coin toss.

Here's what this is about:

He branded children.

Next.



By the way, I think it's safe to hang it up when your defense begins, "with the exception of the cross-burning episode..."

You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Angry

The wisest course of action has always always always been not to piss off the XX chromosome. Here's the story...

"A gang of teenage girls may have blown up a house with a home-made liquid bomb, which killed a man in a neighbouring property, after arguing with another girl about a love rival. Purple liquid was poured through the letterbox of the Victorian house before the an explosion destroyed three houses."

If this argument were between a couple of guys, they'd still be doing the "you want a piece of me" suburban square dance.

But these girls go online, find out how to make some extremely unstable, extremely purple explosive and...

That's messed up.

What did you do, Ray?

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